Your friendly local collectibles franchise.
100% satire. Everyone in it is fictional. No actual old people were harmed. Probably.
THIS GAME CONTAINS SATIRE AND PARODY.
ALL CHARACTERS, COMPANIES, COLLECTORS, STORE WORKERS, YOUTUBERS, CHURCHES, LAWYERS, COPS, AND CRYING OLD MEN ARE FICTIONAL.
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL PEOPLE, REAL BUSINESSES, REAL SCANDALS, OR REAL MISSING COLLECTIONS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
THIS GAME IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY REAL COMPANY, BRAND, CULT, COURT, OR YOUTUBERS.
TERMS OF SERVICE (click to expand)
By starting a franchise you accept that this is a work of comedy, the money is gloriously fake, and you will not (a) sue P&M Corporate, who own nothing but Hush Money, (b) report us to any real company, regulator, or franchise board, or (c) try any of this in real life. Old-Timer Stan consents to being robbed. No actual pensioners were harmed.
PRIVACY (click to expand)
The game saves to your browser. An optional account stores only your email to back up your progress, and any bug report you send includes basic device info so we can fix it. That is all. We do not sell your crimes.