Welcome to the P&M family. Please rob responsibly.
Where are my MiniThings?!
👆 Tap to rob
Old-Timer Stan
Status: Trusting & confused
🦹 Hire Prix auto-steal
⚡ Always buys the MAX you can afford · more Prix = faster money
🤝 Refer a Franchisee demo
Recruit friends for a permanent ✖️ Multiplier boost · tap to open
Recruit a real person to open their own P&M location. Every signup hands you 8 minutes of your current income in one hit, plus a permanent +2% that stacks straight into your ✖️ Multiplier.
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FRANCHISES
×1.0
× MULTIPLIER
Sign in (⚙️ → Account) to get your link. When someone you invite signs up, you bank the reward automatically the next time you open the game.
🏃 Skip Town
Bank your Hush Money and reopen in a new city. Every rebrand pushes your ✖️ Multiplier higher, so income climbs, upgrades come faster, and new tiers unlock sooner.
Terms
🎁 Daily Heist
Come back daily for bigger payouts.
×1.5
income boost
💰 FRENZY!
TAP OLD MAN NOW!
📸 A YouTuber is filming you
He is shooting an "expose" for clout. While that green camera is on screen it is skimming your stolen cash. Tap it to smash the footage and pocket what he grabbed.
Let 3 cameras slip past and the feds raid you. You lose the lot.
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🏃 SKIP TOWN
Vanish and reopen in a new city. Spend your Hush Money below, then rebrand. Unspent Hush still boosts your income. Best done when the game starts to feel slow.
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Hush Money banked · balance 💎0
Spend Hush Money, permanent forever
Buy
🚨
THE FEDS ARE HERE
You ignored too many cameras. MASH to shred the evidence before they get in, or you're skipping town!
0 / 25 shredded
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BUSTED!
The Feds got in and seized the files. Pay a massive bribe to walk free, or skip town and start fresh.
Challenge
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💰 Your Prix keep stealing while you play. No lost time.
🎮
MINI-GAME
Mini-game
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YOU'RE RUINED!
The scandal broke. It slows your income for 20 seconds while you spin it. No cash lost.
💼 Welcome Back, Boss
While you were away, your Prix got lazy…
+$0
stolen while you were gone
Demo. In the live app this triggers on launch from your last save (capped at 8h, lazy 10% rate).
📊 The Books
🏆 Achievements
⚙️ Settings
🔊
Sound effects
Game sounds on or off
ON
🖥️
Display mode
Switch between PC (landscape) and phone (portrait)
PC
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Tooltips
Info popups on hover or long-press
ON
🔢
Number format
Suffix (1.2Qa) or scientific (1.2e15)
SUFFIX
🏅
Achievement pop-ups
Show a card when you unlock one
ON
🎲
Minigames
Pop-up minigames on or off
ON
🏆
Achievements
See what you have unlocked
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📊
The Books
Your full stats and criminal record
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🧭
Walkthrough
Replay the welcome tour
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💡
Reset hints
Show the first-time tips again
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🐞
Found a bug?
Tell us what happened · sends your session log
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📜 Legal
📜
Terms of Service
Tap to read the fine print
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Privacy
Tap to see what we store
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🌐
Our website
pamcorporate.com
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☁️ Account
Optional. Link an email to back your progress up to the cloud and pick it up on another device. The game still saves to this browser without it.
Signed in as
Backed up.
A different save exists in the cloud.
Cloud sync is not available right now. Your progress is still saved to this browser.
💾 Save & Load
Your progress auto-saves to this browser. This Export/Load is an optional backup: keep a code somewhere safe, or use it to move your game to another device. Time away pays a lazy back-pay bonus (capped at 24h).
Obfuscated, not encrypted: only the game reads it, but do not treat it as secret. Loading replaces your current run.
📋 Session Log
0 events
Tab-separated. Copy this & paste it to Claude to balance pacing & bonuses.
🐞 Report a Bug
Describe what went wrong, and what you were doing right before. We attach your session log and device details so we can track it down.
Attached automatically: session log, device, app version, and your account & referral code if you are signed in. Nothing else.
Event
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The CEO Will See You Now
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📋 How To Run This Racket
👆 Tap the old man to "appraise" his collection. The green number is cash per tap.
⚖️ Excuses boost tap power. 🦹 Prix auto-steal every second. Buy them in bulk.
✖️ Multiplier multiplies ALL income. 🏆 Cred (achievements) and 💎 Hush (prestige) raise it. Tap those boxes for a reminder.
💎 Skip Town to bank Hush, then spend it on permanent upgrades. You reopen in a new city.
📸 Cameras skim income. Tap fast to destroy them. Miss 3 and the Feds raid you!
🔨 Challenges unlock as you grow: ban YouTubers, catch the snitch, crack the vault. Win for cash; failing the bad ones costs you a chunk of your cash. Staff keep earning the whole time.
💰 Gold bags wander by. Grab one mid-frenzy for a COMBO. 🕵️ Secrets hide everywhere.
🤝 Refer a Franchisee for windfalls. 📊 Check the books for your stats.
PRIX& MiniThings
THIS GAME CONTAINS SATIRE AND PARODY.
ALL CHARACTERS, COMPANIES, COLLECTORS, STORE WORKERS, YOUTUBERS, CHURCHES, LAWYERS, COPS, AND CRYING OLD MEN ARE FICTIONAL.
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL PEOPLE, REAL BUSINESSES, REAL SCANDALS, OR REAL MISSING COLLECTIONS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
THIS GAME IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY REAL COMPANY, BRAND, CULT, COURT, OR YOUTUBERS.
TERMS OF SERVICE (click to expand)
By starting a franchise you accept that this is a work of comedy, the money is gloriously fake, and you will not (a) sue P&M Corporate, who own nothing but Hush Money, (b) report us to any real company, regulator, or franchise board, or (c) try any of this in real life. Old-Timer Stan consents to being robbed. No actual pensioners were harmed.
PRIVACY (click to expand)
The game saves to your browser. An optional account stores only your email to back up your progress, and any bug report you send includes basic device info so we can fix it. That is all. We do not sell your crimes.
Prix & MiniThings is owned and operated by P&M Corporate.